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Scoundrels' Cocktails

Welcome to Cahoots, where spirits are high and drinks never run dry – a playground for London’s scoundrels!

Long Line to the Lido

Long & Easy Drinking

Jerry's Cherries

£12.5

Bombay Sapphire gin, Lucano Anniversario amaro, pineappple, cherry brine, lemon

Vera Lynn

£13

Tanqueray No. Ten gin, cloudy apple juice, pear purée, ginger, elderflower, lime, black pepper

Rosie Lee

£12.5

Jack Daniel’s Old No.7 Tennessee whiskey, Essentiae lemon verbena liqueur, lemon & basil sherbet, lemon, lime, basil, blend of teas

PLOUGHING THE FIELDS

£12.5

Hendrick’s gin, spinach, cucumber, green apple, ginger, celery, elderflower, lemon

WINDSOR IS COMING

£12.5

The Botanist gin, pumpkin, ginger, lemongrass, berry shrub, lemon, orange bitters

EIFFEL IN LOVE WITH A SOLDIER

£12.5

Grey Goose L’Original vodka, Martini Riserva Speciale Bitter aperitif, Martini Riserva Speciale Rubino vermouth, spicy orange & clove shrub, mandarin, lime, orange bitters

HIS MASTER’S VOICE

£12

Jagermeister Manifest liqueur, Punt & Mes vermouth, Red Bull Tropical

Control your Temperance

Virgin Cocktails

APPLE OF MY EYE

£7.5

Cloudy apple juice, pear, elderflower, lime

VILLAGE GREENS

£8

Seedlip Garden 108 non-alcoholic spirit, spinach, celery, ginger, green apple, cucumber, elderflower cordial, topped with cucumber soda

A BERRY SENSIBLE CHOICE

£8

Seedlip Spice 94 non-alcoholic spirit, spicy orange & clove shrub, berry syrup, lemon

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS...

£8

Seedlip Grove 42 non-alcoholic spirit, lemon & basil sherbet, lemon, topped with Fentimans Rose Lemonade

First Class Carriage

Classy Swigging at the Station

FRANK SINATRA

£13

Enemigo 89 Añejo Cristalino tequila, Cointreau orange liqueur, homemade herbal fortified wine, basil, lime, lemon

WINSTON CHURCHILL

£12

Glenmorangie The Original Scotch whisky, Ardbeg 10yr Scotch whisky, Montenegro amaro, pineapple shrub, lemon, egg white

MARILYN MONROE

£13

Star of Bombay gin, Roots mastiha liqueur, Mancino Rosso Amaranto vermouth, berry syrup, lemon, egg white

JUDY GARLAND

£14.5

Bombay Sapphire gin, Essentiae rose liqueur, jasmine syrup, lemon, topped with Moët & Chandon Brut Impérial NV Champagne

GINGER ROGERS

£13.5

The Botanist gin, Campari aperitif, Essentiae orange liqueur, lemon, topped with sparkling wine

SOPHIA LOREN

£12.5

Star of Bombay gin, Italicus bergamot liqueur, lemon, mandarin, chamomile & cardamom syrup, orange bitters

ALL ABOARD, THE STARS OF THE SHOW...

RITA HAYWORTH

£13

Belvedere Pure vodka, Essentiae peach liqueur, blueberry & blackcurrant cordial, lemon, topped with sparkling wine

CARMEN MIRANDA

£12.5

Peppermint-infused Leblon cachaça, blue curaçao liqueur, ginger syrup, lime

Captain's Larder

Treats from the Pantry

KEEP MARM AND CARRY ON

£12

Russian Standard Original vodka, bergamot liqueur, passion fruit, lime, lemon curd

CUT THE MUSTARD

£13

Woodford Reserve Bourbon whiskey, Disaronno Originale liqueur, pumpkin & cherry mustard, lemon, egg white

A RIGHT BLOODY PALAVER

£14

Alipús San Andres mezcal, Calabro fennel liqueur, smoky chilli jelly, tomato, spinach, cucumber, green apple, ginger, cherry brine, lemon, Worcestershire sauce, celery bitters, salt

DON’T PANIC, MR MAINWARING!

£12

Maker’s Mark bourbon whiskey, Aperol aperitif, lemon, apple & ginger jam, Laphroaig 10yr Scotch whisky mist

CAPTAIN’S CURD

£14

Saffron-infused Patrón Reposado tequila, Campari aperitif, cherry curd-infused Martini Riserva Speciale Rubino vermouth

TRACKS IN A JAM

£16

Grand Marnier orange liqueur, Bombay Sapphire gin, strawberry, blackcurrant & blueberry jam, topped with Moët & Chandon Brut Impérial NV Champagne

“I’ve tried them all - Cahooch is my favourite blend!”

Cahooch

Mount Gay Black Barrel rum, Bulleit Bourbon whiskey, Cointreau Noir orange liqueur, Martini Rosso vermouth

Cahooch SNIFTER

£6

Cahooch OLD FASHIONED

£12

Cahooch, cherry brine, Angostura bitters, Peychaud’s Bitters, Fernet-Branca amaro mist

Cahooch SOUR

£12

Cahooch, lemon, chamomile & cardamom syrup, egg white

Cahooch BOULEVARDIER

£12

Cahooch, Punt e Mes vermouth, Campari aperitif, Angostura bitters, orange bitters

Conductor’s Cabinet of Cure-Alls!

Something from the Doc for anything you’ve got…

SLEEP RÉMYDY

£13

Rémy Martin 1738 cognac, Cointreau orange liqueur, homemade chamomile & valerian fortified wine, lavender, lime, orange

THE STRONG STUFF

£12

Copper Dog Blended Scotch whisky, Calabro bergamot liqueur, orange & mandarin bitters, lemon, orange, cinnamon, ginger & honey syrup, eucalyptus

TAME THAT TICKER

£12.5

Tullamore DEW Original Irish whiskey, Punt e Mes vermouth, Laphroaig 10yr Scotch whisky, vanilla & cinnamon syrup

TAKE IT ON THE GIN

£13

VII Hills gin, Herbarum Nunquam amaro, Lazzaroni maraschino cherry liqueur, blueberry & hawthorn cordial, lemon

FOR A RUMMY NOSE

£13.5

Bacardi Añejo Cuatro rum, Bulleit Rye whiskey, Evangelista liquorice liqueur, honey syrup, mint

CUPPA BREW, GOOD AS NEW

£12

Wood’s 100 rum, Angostura amaro, Roots rakomelo honey liqueur, Indian tea, lemon

FRENCH YOUR THIRST

£13

Hennessy VS cognac, St-Germain elderflower liqueur, Suze gentian liqueur, mint, lemon

THE SHARING LINE

PUNCHADILLY CIRCUS

£95

SERVED IN A GLASS PUNCH BOWL

Your choice of Grey Goose L’Original vodka, Bombay Sapphire gin or Bacardi Carta Blanca rum, Chambord black raspberry liqueur, lemon, honey, Fentimans Rose Lemonade

THE MED BOX

£40

SERVED IN A CURIOUS BOX

Belvedere Citrus vodka, Lazzaroni maraschino cherry liqueur, Cointreau orange liqueur, lemon, cranberry, Fentimans Ginger Ale

CHOCK-A-BLOCK

£20

SERVED IN A MILK BOTTLE

Bacardi Carta Oro rum, Grand Marnier orange liqueur, cacao powder, almond milk

MEET ME UNDER THE STATION CLOCK

£200

SERVED IN A STATION CLOCK

Tanqueray No. TEN gin, lemon, cloudy apple juice, mint, cucumber, sugar syrup, topped with a full bottle of Moët & Chandon Brut Impérial NV Champagne

The Tea Lady’s Fancies

Drink Up Desserts

NANA’S CLASSIC COFFEE CAKE

£12.5

Bulldog gin, Essentiae coffee liqueur, Lucano Anniversario amaro, coffee, cream cheese foam

MOM’S MISSISSIPPI MUD PIE

£13

Russian Standard Platinum vodka, Calabro mushroom liqueur, dry chocolate liqueur, almond milk, cacao powder, egg yolk

BREWER’S BRITISH BREAKFAST

£14

Glenfiddich 15yr Scotch whisky, Roots cinnamon liqueur, butterscotch syrup, egg yolk, Shepherd Neame double stout beer, bacon slice

COOK’S CHEEKY CHEESECAKE

£12

Bacardi Ocho Años rum, Bacardi Carta Blanca rum, fruit salad mix, cream cheese foam, biscuit crumble

Anything from the trolley, dear?

CONDUCTOR’S CURIOUS CARROT CAKE

£12

Mount Gay XO rum, carrot juice, cinnamon syrup, egg yolk

HIGH SPIRITS

Learn more about our fine selection of black market liquor and how our team of Scoundrels create them…

BLACK MARKET COCKTAILS

THE BEST INGREDIENTS & PRESENTATION

Join The Captain and Scoundrels of Cahoots in knocking back classic cocktails, black market liquor and post-war favourites. Served in old mugs, hip flasks, vintage milk bottles and tins, you’ll find each tipple finished with ingredients half-inched from Nana’s pantry, picked from the allotment and foraged from the ruins.

TRADITIONAL RATIONS

SOME GOOD QUALITY GRUB

Do you feel a rumbling from down below? Well, we have some capital news for you! This is one station that does offer some sustenance for those of you feeling rather hungry. The Scoundrels of Cahoots have pooled together their food rations and have enough points to offer some nibbles round, such as platform pastries, toasted treats and rations to share!