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Squiffy Picnic

At Underground

Every Saturday

Venture down into the underground and discover the weekend secret of Cahoots. The Captain has married up two quintessentially British staples – afternoon tea and the humble British picnic! Start by selecting your tipple of choice, then each table receives a vintage hamper full to the brim with your favourite sarnies and picnic treats. A uniquely British affair, our Squiffy Picnic is accompanied by live swinging entertainment. Simply lean back and enjoy your leisurely afternoon!

Every Saturday from 1pm-4pm – Last sitting at 1:30 pm


Squiffy Picnic

A spiffing serving of 40s fodder can be found in your picnic basket with tipples and live entertainment.

£46 per person


A picnic basket containing a selection of traditional picnic snacks, treats and fancies, that may include…

To get you going...

The highly sought-after bread sticks, hummus dip and mixed salad.

Rare Sarnies

Such as salmon & cream cheese and ham & mayo. Or, for you non-Carnivorous lot, a mozzarella, tomato pesto & egg mayo sarnie.

Rolls and Pies

Then, the elusive sausage roll and mini steak & ale pie. And for the herbivores,  a spinach & nutmeg roll and a sweet potato, spinach & goat’s cheese pie.


To spoil the socks off of ya, we’ve got Victoria sponge cake!


Choose from our Squiffy Selection Cocktails

Mornin' Mr Milkman

Russian Standard Original vodka, Mozart dark chocolate liqueur, Lucano Anniversario amaro, pineapple syrup and almond milk

Bust Your Chops

Hendrick’s gin, Campari apertif, Essentiae Erba Cedrina liqueur, pink grapefruit and Fentimans Ginger Beer

Down the Apples and Pears

Hendrick’s gin, peach liqueur, apple, mulled wine syrup and Fentimans Rose Lemonade

Extra, Extra!

Additional options

Feeling Bubbly?

+ £40

Add a 37.5cl bottle of Moet & Chandon Imperial NV

Hollow Legs?


Make your cocktail rations bottomless

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